The wait for viciously-soft Butterscotch flavored fabric is over! We are proud to announce the launch of our LIMITED MERCH RUN.

These shirts won't be around for long - you've only got until July 12th to place your order so HURRY UP ABOUT IT!

The Levelhead Tee

The Levelhead

Welcome to the Bureau of Shipping, new employee! Dawn your new uniform and find the collective powers of Waylay, Zipper & more on one blissfully soft shirt.

  • A cotton/poly blend that feels like the fleece of Odin's prize ram!
  • Helps you deliver your goods, real good!

The "OG" Butterscotch Tee

The OG

Become an unofficial member of the Butterscotch Shenanigans crew with the shirt that started it all! Fabric so soft you’ll say “Oh wow this is really soft. Is this a luxurious cotton/poly blend?” Yes. Yes, it is.

  • Perfect for every activity, from making games to doing back-flips.
  • Spend the rest of your days explaining to complete strangers what Butterscotch Shenanigans is!

Pre-order is the only way to score one of these limited-run tees. Shop now, orders ship the last week of July.